Survey: are all women evil…?
Feb 18, 2010
in
Hurricane
… or just the ones I date or marry? My last girlfriend called me this afternoon and was actually being real nice and offered to give me some hurricane supplies since I’m planing on staying here and riding it out. That evil woman drove up to my house and tossed a rope (with a noose tied in it) onto my driveway and told me to tie it around my neck when the storm hits, then she drove off in a cloud of dust. Does anyone else have problems like I do?
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17 comments
Marla on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Yes..once a month…on average…..
stay safe….
Andy L on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
not at all. most women are lovely people. you must be doing something wrong.
Petoonia on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
What did you do to her?
liz on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
im evil. i wont lie.
Melana on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Haha you certainly did something to piss her off
Meg on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
no, not all women are evil, but your avatar is. wtf? anyway, your ex-girlfriend sounds like she’d be a good match for my ex-boyfriend. if she really did that to you, that’s pretty harsh.
☼ Genie at your service ☼ on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
are all men evil?
we are not evil..we just PMS, so that’s an excuse
JambaJuice...NAAAAaaatural on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
im sure Mother Theresa would have actually offered you some good hardy supplies…
snowflake33 on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Apparantly, your attracted to the wrong kind of girl, that seems pretty evil in that act it self, but really, why do you want to stay through a hurricane with all the horrible stories I’ve heard before, I don’t know, never experienced one, but I know I would want to get the heck out of there, maybe she had a bad experience or something and thinks its a death sentence, anyway good luck, hope you find someone charming.
Hopeless on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
yeah but with men….are you sure you’re not dating and/ or marrying men??? Have you checked???
dispatchgirl1 on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
no, and i’d pass on the rope…good luck riding out the storm
nysenutz on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Women! Can’t live with ‘em, not allowed to shoot ‘em.
kikime on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Yeah we are! Some just choose to use it in different ways! I use mine in the bedroom!
rousseau on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I did not know you were still dating my sister
roadkill ☠ on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
You shouldn’t "hang around" women like that. ahhhhhhh
here’s my advice on women, no matter how good she looks, there is a guy somewhere, sick of her crap.
Dr. Bottom Contributor IV on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
That’s not evil, IT’S HILARIOUS!!!
She must love you to risk her life to drive out to you in the threat of a hurricane and do that!
frenchy62 on February 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Not all are. You may just be running into a bad string of them. There are good and bad women, just like there are good and bad men. As easy as it is to do, don’t get discouraged and give up. The right one is out there; you just haven’t found her yet.