Because the Demoncrats took away my fingerpaints! Arrrgh! They spoil everything! They took away my Thorazine! They gave me herpes! They caused the San Francisco earthquake of 1906! They got peanut butter on my chocolate! They ruined my prom! They cancelled "Holmes & Yoyo"! They saved Hitler’s brain! They promised us flying cars by the year 2000 and didn’t deliver! They turned me into a newt! They sank the Titanic!

They did lots of other things! (I need help here, people)

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