If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint George W. Bush?
Mar 11, 2010
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Earthquake Questions
Because the Demoncrats took away my fingerpaints! Arrrgh! They spoil everything! They took away my Thorazine! They gave me herpes! They caused the San Francisco earthquake of 1906! They got peanut butter on my chocolate! They ruined my prom! They cancelled "Holmes & Yoyo"! They saved Hitler’s brain! They promised us flying cars by the year 2000 and didn’t deliver! They turned me into a newt! They sank the Titanic!
They did lots of other things! (I need help here, people)
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17 comments
Mr. Klaw on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
They took away your strait jacket!
They declassified Pluto!
They see dead people!
They gave you gas!
♥plus futé que toi♥ on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Good grief Charlie Brown.
STOP THE INSANITY!
brandybabyangel on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
this guy complains way too much. haha ur funny mr.klaw!! he does need a straight jacket.
niecy on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
you obviously need a lot of help.
onefatwhiteguy on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
i don’t think your brain made it out of bed with the rest of your body
caly925 on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
you have a lot to complain about dont you?
there shoukd be a local state hospital near by check in for a evaluation bet you get the thorazine back then!!!!!!!!
R J on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
…quickly, grab your head before it "helicopters" off your neck.
Old School on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
You sure do.
bereal1 on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Take a deep breath and Breath!!!!!!
repubs_r_jerkoffs on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Al-Qaeda asshole
Di on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
lol that’s funny
septembersong on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I hope not into the "newt" Gingrich! We can’t paint Dubya’s pic because unlike the song we will never come to know him. He hides behind his fawning courtiers and Laura. Calm down, my crazy friend. It will all pass, just as we will. If you get really desperate, call up Bernie Ward or Ray Taliaferro on KGO and rant alongside them.
babo1dm on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Good God man..Bush doesn’t know a 1000,,words
lara123 on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
You seem not to be able to paint Bush’s pic because he’s not only help to riun American economy, ruined American psyche due to his purposely fight against terrorism, perhaps he should lear from the british, how to wage such wars on terror. He seems less concerned about the welfare of the average American citizen which is too well evident in the manner he’s hadled the Katrina crises, the killing of American soldiers in the Middle East and a host of others but is entangled in maintaining or massaging his obcessed ego and that of his cohorts in the process of ruining America.
May God help you and help America.
annie Bee on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Because he is Dorian Gray and has his own portrait hidden in Crawford. He wouldn’t look so old if he took it with him to the White House, but eventually every dead child, young soldier, every innocent dead; every lie and deceit, all that he has done will be will be mirrored in the portrait.
You could never catch the ‘real’ G.W. Bush, his evil is hidden behind a fatuous smirk.
Marcos on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Thats why we take pictures of bush than paint him….its pointless. Nothing much in his head. Besides….have u ever tried to paint urself…..??
JeremyBro25 on March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Because George W Bush is a moran.